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blobulate

Blobulate: To alter or have altered, naturally or artificially, the structure, physical and temporal position and other non-definitive or compositional properties of an exisiting blob, even when the existance of that blob is not known.

It should be noted that "blobulate" has no relational meaning to the US slang word, "discombobulate".
I see many uses for this word. If you are out in the foggy woods one night an ill-defined shape takes form quite suddenly in front of you, it would be accurate to say he "blobulated." A modern artist's passable work may be safely praised as an avant garde bobulation. My feeble attempts at the pottery wheel can only be called blobulatory.

This word does not have origins in such words as coagulate (A change from a liquid to a clot). We are not concerned with the clotting as a phyiscal process, we are interesting in the "clot" itself, making blobulate a nonredundancy.

Webster's defines "blob" as a noun denoting 1a. a small drop or lump of something viscid or thick or 1b. a daub or spot of color 2 : something ill-defined or amorphous.

Encarta expands by more specifically defining it as a soft mass, and possibly an indistinct or shapeless form or object."

As for backing my word by way of etymology, let us look at a few words have the ending -ate.

That there are so many is no cooincidence: So many English verbs (and nouns but that's not relevant here) come from Latin verbs whose past participle is -atus. For instance, simulate < L. simulatus pp of simulatus.
Another good example is cooperate, which arrives from <L. cooperatus pp of cooperari. As blob has no known origin, is a verb and a verb of action at that, it would make sense to follow past examples, flirt with a little portmanteau, and voila - I have the perfect new word for what my lava lamp is beginning to do!
by Rusted Out May 24, 2010
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boobulars

An instrument constructed by pushing the female assets together and blowing. The resulting noise is the noise of a boobular, it sounds much like a raspberry.
Hey! That sounded just like my wife's boobulars!
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Bobular

describes somebody who performs oral sex daily.

(origin: the word is a hybrid of "bobbing" and "popular".)
Check out that girl's lips, i bet she's bobular.
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blogularity

1. var. of regularity, how often one posts to his/her blog.

2. var. of popularity, how often one's blog is read by how many people.

3. var. of singularity, the point at which the expanding blogosphere becomes self-aware. (see The Singularity is Near.)
1. My blogularity has been deficient as of late, I've been busy.

2. Although he has a high blogularity quotient, I find his posts quite boring.

3. We are approaching a blogularity, where you will no longer be sure if you are reading a human-source posting, or one created through AI.
by jc strider May 2, 2006
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Blobulating

When you spaz out and look like a fat slob.

Moving your head in a side to side motion fast and repeatedly, while sticking out your tongue and making Squirtle noises.
Gabby and Chloe were blobulating on the floor because they had nothing to do.
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whompin' bobular

Carolyn has whompin' bobular boobs.
by Midge123 January 13, 2010
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