Blitzed

the action of jacking off or pounding someone from behind and cumming on their back and making them leave it there while out in public

My boyfriend blitzed me before we left tonight, it's making me horny

by Jarl Blitzen April 10, 2020

Blitzed

the most intense sex you can have while high

Beani and i were so blitzed last night

by chimera012 June 11, 2013

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

blitzed

Drunk but still in the game.

"I met this girl in San Francisco, and we got so blitzed at the bar." (But it can be used in context with marijuana or any other alternative drug)

by maineyeleni May 4, 2016

Blitzed

When one is high out of their mind.

Fuck im so blitzed right now i cant even see

by BDbrad June 17, 2019

Blitzed

The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.

So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.

by Money Mitch The Rich June 9, 2021

Blitzed

Blazed and ritzed. The process of smoking Marijuana and consuming Ritalin to create a euphoric effect.

Blitzed. After a long day of being studying on Ritalin smoke some monster cones and become euphoric.

by Mungrel July 26, 2021