biddysquid

oh no, please no, save my family please.

oh no steve has done a biddysquid

by christopher colombus west indi February 18, 2022

biddy fiddler

Used to describe someone who has a sexual penchant for the (much) older partner (ie a biddy).

Catherine Zeta-Jones is a bit of a biddy fiddler.

by thepearce December 29, 2008

bluddy

a combination of blud and buddy to use as a derogatory term for idiots and/or british people

homie: “you gotta get da backwood russian creams not these dusty ass joints”

me: "bluddy, relax, these were on sale"

by moshpitterr May 20, 2023

Wing Biddy

When a single biddy decides to go out, she enlists the help of one or more of her closest friends to play the role of "wing biddy". This is the female equivalent of the "wingman". The wing biddy's responsibilities include:

1.) Making sure the queen biddy gets some, but that it is quality
2.) Using her biddy skills to deflect attention to queen biddy

A wing biddy is selfless, charming, she drinks shot for shot with her queen biddy, but is always in control. If necessary a wing biddy will take one for the team.

Bro: "Who are you bringing to my party tonight?"

Biddy: "Just me and my favorite wing biddy"

Bro: "Awesomeeeeee"

by Queen biddy November 15, 2010

Dumb-Biddy

A femal who has Gotten drunk and started crying, dropped your beer, complained for an inexcusable amount of time, broken a glass piece, embarassed me publically by uttering loud racist/anti-homeless people remarks, walked into a wall, started dancing with your girlfreinds when "your song" comes on, complained again, caused drama cause there hasn't been enough in the last 7 minutes, thrown up on me or Matt Vahidi, sung in a cab or crowded elevator, abbreviated your girlfriends by their initials (i.e. You girls are my life forever KD MV PJ LK LF EM), played two friends, asked a guy to buy you a drink, told me you weren't drunk when you are falling on the floor retarded, got mad at me for calling you a dumb biddy, dropped the boyfriend bomb a solid hour and a half into the night, etc.,
But STILL looked damn HOT when you were doing so.
This is a Dumb Biddy.

I was at a bar and a Dumb-Biddy fell on my lap, she screamed, I smiled.

by Ari G October 10, 2005

Old biddy

A bitchy old woman that your grandmother hate.

My grandma called Ms. Crabtree an old biddy after she replaced her as lead choir singer.

Please don't invite Ms. Claudia to my house party cause I can't stand that old biddy.

by Mackendeez September 30, 2017

biddy fiddler

a person who fantasises about elderly people in a sexual manner

dave fancies 70 year old janice, therefore he is a biddy fiddler

by nic the greek December 13, 2008