Blastoising

When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.

We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.

by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018

Blastoise King

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.

You are SO Blastoise king!

by Blastoise King April 19, 2006

Blastoise, it's party time

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).

You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

Blastoising

Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk

I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday

by anonymous December 19, 2020

dominique pelicot is blastoise

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😱:dominique pelicot is blastoise

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

《¤》Dominique《¤》Pelicot《¤》Is《¤》Abel《¤》And《¤》Blastoise《¤》

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《¤》Dominique《¤》Pelicot《¤》Is《¤》Abel《¤》And《¤》Blastoise《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 10, 2025

Blastoise

The fat turtle of the Pokemon universe

Bob: Did you see his Blastoise?

Helen: Yeah it girthy

by Russian Field Worker May 11, 2018