blactivity

when a bunch of black people gather in one place

In compton there is a lot of blactivity.

by saggin waggin December 26, 2010

blacktivity

When two or more people come together to do a stereotypical African American activity.

"Hello class, please open you textbook to page nine and we will get started on today's blacktivity".

In the ghetto there is quite a bit of blacktivity going on, so be safe.

Fred went down to the park to meet his friends and join in on all the blacktivities.

by fotowhapp November 11, 2014

Slacktivist

Someone who spends all their time on Social Networking Sites doing the work of an activist when they should be working.

I hardly have anything to do at work anymore besides being a slacktivist.

by Darcyism May 19, 2009

Paranormal Blacktivity

a. one who has appeared randomly from any direction which has, in turn, caused disturbance to a group of people, friends or a single person.

b. random person in any given form who has appeared causing any form of disturbance wearing black.

c. random black person coming out of nowhere, clearly having no origin on the current scene

a.) I was calmly walking the school yard (or college campus) when I saw a shadow from the corner of my eye, I go to look and see nothing. Moments later a familiar face appears in front of me and I jump! As they laugh, I'm thinking, "...pure Paranormal Blacktivity."

b.) "Dude! What the heck! You just Paranormal Blacktivitied me (us, them, etc.)!"

c.)

"Oh ginger snaps, did you see that?!" person a.
"Naw what was it?" person b.
"Not WHAT but WHO! Paranormal Blacktivity." person c.

by SSAshril20 February 9, 2012

Slacktivist

Those that believe they deserve what they get because they “showed up”. What, earn a living by working hard, not me!

I hired a couple of slacktivists and and now I cannot fire them without a boatload of "write ups." Gotta prove they are worthless. Come see me in my office. What? Where are you...in HR? Yeah so they can coddle your lazy ass and make it impossible to get rid of you. Pinhead!

By Tortured and Tired, October 16, 2017

by Tired and Tortured October 19, 2017

blacktivities

activites undertaken by any person of colour which are illegal in manner, usually thieving other peoples property or goods

Victim: Officer someone has broken in and stolen my TV!

Police officer: Yes there has been a high rate of blacktivities in this neighbourhood ever since that family of Nigerians moved in up the road.

by mookling October 27, 2009

Paranormal Blactivity

(n) A black person who cannot dance

You see Steve Irkle try to dance?? Talk about paranormal blactivity

by instantramennoodles May 15, 2011