Chicago Blackhawks 

One of the original six hockey teams and the team who got the short end of the stick during that period. For almost 50 years they haven't won a cup. In 2009-2010 season however they did. Now they are a good, honest team (unlike the Red Wings) with some youth like Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews leading the way. Unfortunately the Blackhawks will not be winning another cup anytime soon.

The Chicago Bears suck by the way.

Hockey fan: The Chicago Blackhawks finally got another, good for them! To bad the Bears are shitty.

Chicago Blackhawks by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Blackhawk Blumpkin 

To receive a blumpkin (Getting one's cock sucked whilst taking a shit) while hanging out of a door mid-flight in a Blackhawk helicopter.

Jack was getting a Blackhawk Blumpkin at 1,500 feet when the pilot banked hard left and she blew chunks all over his chode.

Blackhawk Blumpkin by Carl Woz April 5, 2009

Chicago Blackhawks 

NHL team w/ like 5 championships, but none sine the '60s; throught the '90s, only had 3 playoff berths, despite spending a lot of money;

The Blackhawks lost in the 1st round in '02.

Chicago Blackhawks by 0000 October 20, 2003

Blackhawking 

While watching a Home Chicago Blackhawks game, when Chicago scores a goal, you then scream the chorus of Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis. The song being the goal song for the Blackhawks

Johnny was blackhawking so loud, his neighbors filed a noise complaint.

Blackhawking by BluesandSaintsNation March 17, 2021

Blackhawked 

Refers to being screwed over by the management at Blackhawk Transport in Beloit, WI. This verb also refers to the aggressive, overzealous, and careless actions of the drivers at said company and these actions are usually directed at drivers of competing transportation companies or 4 wheelers on the highway.

Well, I got my 35th east coast load, so I guess I was Blackhawked yet again.

Hey I just got blackhawked! That Blackhawk driver cut in front of the line!

Blackhawked by Rick Marinello May 21, 2022

blackhawk 

(2)Synonymous with drama; That which causes excessive emotional conflict

(1) Blackhawk was all over the forums, today. (2)Blackhawk had two whole people in an uproar about being perma-banned from the forums!

blackhawk by Pretty Neat Person February 19, 2009

chicago blackhawks 

Technically an NHL hockey team. Also part of the original six. Actually the Blackhawks play some of the worst hockey in the league. They have only clinched a playoff spot once in the last eight years. Honestly, they're so embarassing that half of Chicago prefers to pretend the team does not exist. Their last Stanley Cup goes back to 1961. It's hard to imagine this team getting good again. What makes a lot of people feel sad for this team is obviously the fact that they're part of the original six.

The Chicago Blackhawks have the worst power play in the NHL. A season of 25 wins qualifies as a decent season for them. The Detroit Red Wings really like playing against the Hawks. Free points are always nice.

chicago blackhawks by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006