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Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

A black hoe with braces that likes to suck dick.

black and decker pecker wrecker

1. A mythical/legendary/nonexistent/hypothetical power tool that is said to damage male genitalia, which the mere mention of causes any child under the age of 13 who knows what a pecker is to laugh their asses off when they hear the term

2. A Black & Decker drill

black and decker pecker wrecker

a person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, especially due to having engaged in an affair with one member or many members of the family
carlos was a black and decker pecker wrecker who cheated with both susan and robert.

Black and Decker Sandwich 

Pulling out a hammer and making someone eat it to the face (AKA Knudsen special).

Get the Black and Decker 

1.When an unorthodox solution is needed to fix a problem. Comes from amazing lateral thinking by an Australian Country doctor who relieved pressure on a boys brain through the use of a power drill.

2. An odd demand that results in miraculous outcomes. Mcgyver-esque.
1.James- "Crap, theres no tissues left. Quick! Get the Black and Decker!""

2. Alice needed to change a tyre with only an empty tin of beans and a stocking. She definately got the Black and Decker

Black and Dicker

when a male receives a black ring around his penis during a blow job caused by his girls black lipstick.
I got a new tube of black lipstick honey, you up for a Black and Dicker?
Black and Dicker by uberdami December 14, 2010