Gandalf: Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!
Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!
Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!
by Charcoal44 June 19, 2011

by homo.hugging.time August 17, 2021

On this day if u find a black cat u give it the most love in the world unless u have one u still give it the most love it will ever receive
Person 1: “I found a black cat!” Person 2: “give it love it’s National black cat day” person 1: *gives it the most love ever
by Badyeatsfood14 October 27, 2019

As Julie stepped over him Eric noticed that she was wearing no panties. "My god it's like a Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut" he murmured.
by OldHonky May 13, 2006

the cat that postman pat has
by ror god 64 November 26, 2020

by ball destroyer9000 January 31, 2023

by anonymous6496782 September 15, 2019
