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bitchassness

1.) Not taking care of your responsibility
2.) Overall hatin
3.) Stating you were about to do something when you know you weren't
4.) Getting called out on your bullshit and taking a bitchlike approach
5.) Throwing shade because you can't do something
6.) Crying like a bitch about simple shit
7.) Acting like you are better than someone
8.) The act of being a bitch, unable to pull your skirt up and handle your shit
Jay: Where is Q?
Key: Out!
Jay: Out where?
Key: To the store.
Jay: In who's car?
Key: Her's!
Jay: When the fuck did she get a car?
Key: A couple days ago.
Jay: I told her to wait for me to buy her one!
Key: Well, what was she suppose to do...she's been waiting on you to buy her one for 6 months.
Jay: Well, I guess she got it on her own then because I was going to buy her one when I got my check. Now. I can save my money!!!
Key: She still can use YOUR money for the kids!!!
Jay: Whatever, I'll talk to you later!
Key: That nigga suffers from bitchassness!
by Yonna April 5, 2008
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bitchmode

A term for when a girl is on her period and if you piss her off she will bite your head off. Sometimes two girls can be in bitchmode together, and that is more dangerous for the male specimen. It is even worse if the two girls are best friends. Bitchmode gets more intense as the menstrual cycle progresses. Hint: don't mess with a girl in bitchmode because it will end badly for you.

Besties before testies #teamvagina
Kathryn: I can't believe he did that. I'm on my period and have been in bitchmode for three days already.
Maegan: Me too. Wrong time to piss me off. Bitchmode activated.
by Sebastian P.P. Hastings January 24, 2014
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bitchassdickfuckniggagoddamn

A statement said by someone who has just gotten some very, very bad news
Person1: I just fucked your entire family and killed them
Person 2: Well bitchassdickfuckniggagoddamn. It's time for you to die now
by ThePurpleDoggo April 28, 2020
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bitchassness

Term first coined by P. Diddy on MTV's Making The Band referring to the effort, or lack thereof, put forth by members of the cast of the show. Can also be used as a adjective describing Jacob Adam when he is acting like a sad little bitch.
Jacob Adam needs to grow a pair. No bitchassness.
by Crystal Mae June 25, 2008
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bitchassness

if LeBron James was a true competitor he would have been 'the man' on his own team (not necessarily the Cavs), but he is stricken with bitchassness so he jumped on DWade's team.
by Drama_63 July 19, 2010
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bitchassness

(n.) 1. the act of being a hater.
2. a disease, often referred to in the epidemic sense.
Great news! Bitchassness has decreased by 15%!
by skjdgbk,s March 22, 2008
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bitchassed

when a girl wears a strap-on and fucks a guy in the ass, rather kinky.
Man I got bitchassed so hard last night.
by JQuesy November 12, 2010
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