buffing the bishop

male masturbation

It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.

by dana_mix October 14, 2007

Bishop Don Magic Juan

1. Former pimp, now ordained preacher and religious advisor to Snoop Dogg
2. That guy in the green hat from Old School

Q.) Hey, is that Bishop Don Magic Juan over there with them tricky-ass bitches?

A.) Hell yes it is; that guy is a total pimp!

by Fadeproof John Beautiful April 28, 2005

Banging the bishop

A guy masterbating, wanking, greasing the pole.

Gallino said he'd rather stay at home banging the bishop than go out drinking.

by Dogg-in-the-box March 5, 2009

Ass-Bisto

Pronounced Ahhhh-sss-Bisto. The gravy like substance fired down the cold ceramic of a toilet. Usually credited to a dodgy curry, it often leaves ringsting to the unlucky recipient and whilst in full flow will echo the sounds of a machine gun being fired into a pond.

This is one gravy train nobody wants a ticket to ride and will arrive without any schedule.

Ohhhh lord of mercy that curry has given me Ass-Bisto, I'd give it 5 before you attack that bathroom

by Gooch_goblin November 26, 2018

flogging the bishop

A synonym for masturbation.

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!

by Drew October 3, 2003

Bald Bishop

A completely shaved cock n’ balls.

She got a little mouthy so I slapped the bad bishop around on her checks a few times.

She loves to worship with the bald bishop.

My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

playing with the bishop's nephew

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.

derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."

by pat seick February 5, 2010