Drunk as a fiddler's bitch

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014

Putin’s Bitch

A nickname used around the world for the 45th President of the United States.

Being Putin’s Bitch is the price he pays for his unrestrained, rip-snorting pussy grabbing habit caught on tape in hotels all across Moscow.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

Murphy's Bitch

A person who is frequently a victim of Murphy's Law

Man A: I was going to go out tonight, but when i put my shirt on the sleeve ripped, i couldn't find my keys, The ATM rejected my card so i couldn't get any money out, and all my friends cancelled at the last minute...i think someone has it in for me.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.

by Killin2day June 24, 2011

Marley's Bitch

Marley's Bitch is a girl who is very nice and supportive. Their name usually starts with Mia because that matches the Marley. Marley's Bitch is very loyal to her friend.... Marley. Calling someone Marley's Bitch is a compliment.

Wow you are such a Marley's Bitch.

by Barburio also known as Marley October 7, 2020

That's Bitch

A phrase that is used to describe a situation that is unfair.

Guy 1: I call shotgun

Guy 2: Too bad you don't get it

Guy 1: Bullshit I called it

Guy 2: Tough shit

Guy 1: That's Bitch

by mcvarial December 26, 2011

Molly’s Bitch

It’s your typical simp, get bitched by their girl and do anything for any hoe.

Started from people getting addicted on molly the same way simps get addicted for threesh’s,skeez’s, and whore’s.

Yo kylan looking like molly’s bitch right now.

by Yo boi yung kb Cg May 14, 2020

langhorne's bitch

(n.) Anyone who is contantly bending to authority and afraid to do anything where there is a slight risk for getting in trouble. Also obsessed with being a coach/teacher's pet. Pretty much just a little baby back bitch.

Mike: hey, i don't think we should do that. coach told us not to.

me: dude don't be such a langhorne's bitch

by gmen12 January 26, 2011