bipolar
kid:
(mom comes in to check on you when you're in your bed reading)
mom: "hi honey, just wanted to check on you!"
kid: "ok. close the door all the way when you
go."
mom: (walks out and the door is still open a
crack) "goodnight!"
kid: (has a screaming outburst and sobs for the next 10 minutes and cuts his or herself. then goes back to reading as if it never happened)
seriously. this happened to me last night.