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betting on the monkey

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!
by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008
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bottomings

(n) - bottomings consist of a mixture of sweets, usually with ice cream. Similar to toppings, but it is on the bottom.
Andrew likes to put nut bottomings in his ice cream.
by i dunno iono oreo April 19, 2010
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Bettering

A typo of the word 'Betterish'. Meaning feeling a little better, but not quite.
I'm feeling bettering.

Betterish*
by Lonefuckingwolf1432 February 4, 2017
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Pickle Bottoming

The sexual act of ejaculating in the rectum, staying there, and going again a second time.
I almost slipped out while Pickle Bottoming last night
by Lord P. Bottom 420 September 24, 2019
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wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
by QuacksO January 6, 2020
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Spite betting

1. Betting out of dislike for the opposition and/or persons
2. Spiting a persons bet for the sole reason of spite.
Avery and Lindy are taking the Celtics, I’m for sure just spite betting the warriors.

Those looney toons keep posting Celtics stuff on their stories I’m starting to really spite them, warriors in six.
by Mikehawk75 June 13, 2022
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Aggressive Bottoming!

Being a gay man or having a extremely tight asshole. while having something in your asshole and breaking it. Such as snapping a dick
Damn that was some Aggressive bottoming! last night-(dakotah)-I can't believe you broke my dick. Ash- I don't think we can do that for awhile
by Lil_kreamy February 2, 2023
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