Jizz-berries

America's Funniest Home Videos is just a bunch of dudes getting hit in the jizz-berries.

Every time I hear that song "Baby" I just wanna kick Justin Beaver square in the jizz berries.

by Mr.Dr. Professor Chester July 15, 2010

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@swiftsvelvet: period bestie!!

by shutthefuckuppri February 27, 2021

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Dangle Berries

Dry encrusted pieces of shit that are stuck on to your anal hair.

I sure hate plucking these dangle berries out of my ass.

by Rancid randy February 25, 2004

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Bestie westie

The girl that would always be for you every time u need her; your bestie, ur ride or die ❤

aww u my bestie westie

by Yafavgurlll May 31, 2018

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Bestie. Best{ee}:
Term for Best Friend! One who is always by your side, who never ditches you, and who would take a bullet for you. This term is not to be mistaken for beastie which means something entirely different.

Julia is my bestie.

Steve: Who you hanging out with tonight Carl?

Carl: MY BESTIE!

by B-tothe-J October 2, 2010

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Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

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