bertrand

in a moving vehicle: to closely follow someone in an aggressive manner in an attempt to pass them on the interstate or highway. Often times, the vehicle attempting to be passed is already exceeding the speed limit so the person doing the bertranding ends up looking like a dick

Girl I'm going 90 in a 65 and this car behind me is on my ass trying to pass me. She needs to stop her damn bertranding before I go off.

by laurelruf January 5, 2010

Bertrand

The man behind the camera who always makes mistakes.

Evil Overlord "Hey! Stop it!"
Bertrand "Sorry."

by Derpz May 4, 2015

bertrand

a dirty, half nigger who constantly bitches about seemingly unimportant things, nobody enjoys the company of, and smells like dirty asshole.

Dude, i just shit a bertrand.

by Goldennn November 16, 2010

Berton

someone who is ugly and in their spare time they eat food.AND THEN THEY STARVE THEMSELVES AND ARE BALEMIC. a. berton is the most common of these species.

omg she is sucha berton!

by YOCRAZY345 November 21, 2010

cory bertrand

a bitch with a small dick and that sucks at keeping girls and is not loyal at all you meet a cory leave fast run RUUUNNNNN

cory bertrand is a bitch

by coryis the biggest bitch May 24, 2017

crouton the berton

me: are you a crouton? i think you are a crouton

crouton: yes

me: JEEeeSHHHHH

basically crouton is a crouton and is DRIED BREAD yuh so poggies~!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII cRouTONNnNNnnnN (crouton the berton)

by rawruwugirlhehepoggies May 1, 2022

bertrand

an extremely fat homo who can consume 2,000 pounds of bacon at once. he enjoys making videos attempting to look cool by dancing with his pants down.

should not play soccer without a shirt (this can save young girls lives since they will not need to see his sweaty fat rolls)

thinks he can someday have sex but is toooo fat to do so.

OMG that kid is such a bertrand, did you notice how the ground shook when he played jump rope??!?!?!?!?!!?

by Shorty747 February 16, 2008