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The song of University College London.

Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.

Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.

It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.
I'm Burlington Bertie,
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him
by Freols May 19, 2009
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Bestie Bae

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An alteration of the common term bae. Your bestie bae is a friend you put before any of your other friends. You would wrestle a bear to save your bestie bae. A bear. If your bestie bae and two other friends were falling off a cliff and you could only save one, well... sorry zach and sam.
Wow Kenny and Jazmyn are so close! I can't think of any better friends. They're definitely bestie baes.
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Bestie

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Your bestie is someone you talk to the most. Someone you can talk to. You hang out with them a lot. The one person who knows you better then you know you know yourself
Bestie- what am I to you?
Me-well your my right hand. Your the other half of my heart
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bertie big bollocks

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Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.
Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?
by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004
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boy bestie

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A boy bestie is not a boyfriend but always there when you need them , there there is you need a shoulder to cry on or some one to speak to , there the best !!!
I'm so upset , I need to speak to my boy bestie x
by Lulcyyyyy May 15, 2018
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Boy Bestie

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~They are a person that is always there whenever you need to talk.

~You can talk to them about anything.

~You guys can be goofy around each other.

~You guys will act like siblings.
~ He teases you a lot or the other way around
~You guys text/ talk to eachother a lot.
~You put him before any other boys you talk to!!

A boy bestie is basically someone you eventually catch feelings for or already have...
“Is that your boyfriend!”
“No he’s my boy bestie
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Bestiesexual

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Having romantic feelings for your bestfriend and only your bestfriend cause it's the best person you've ever met.
I'm done with dating random people! From now on I'm a bestiesexual.
by Angimst February 18, 2021
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