A boss ass bitch. She may seem shy but she is crazy so be careful. Once you get to know her she is really nice, sweet, funny and overall just a great friend. Once you have her in your life you won’t want to loose her.
by Bail101970 October 2, 2019
Get the bernardette mug.The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects.
Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ?
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
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Bernadette is dope .
by gdftfhjhijuy January 12, 2008
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A female given name of French origin.
Bold as a bear, brave, always feminine, good looking, sexy, sweet, smart, feisty, innovative, creative, clever, caring, out spoken, free spirited, real and one of a kind.
She's the one that got away.
"Bernadette" is also a 1967 hit song recorded by The Four Tops.
A female given name of French origin.
Bold as a bear, brave, always feminine, good looking, sexy, sweet, smart, feisty, innovative, creative, clever, caring, out spoken, free spirited, real and one of a kind.
She's the one that got away.
"Bernadette" is also a 1967 hit song recorded by The Four Tops.
by I'm kinda a big deal February 8, 2010
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Get the Bernadette mug.that really cool down to earth person that doesn't let anything stop her, open minded, cares about other peoples feelings before her own, MADD chill, never boring, lives life one day at a time, clumsy, falls up the stairs, plays all kinds of sports, and a fatty, and the girl I can always go talk to and tell stories too, hey what can I say “your one dope chick”
by marcd November 20, 2012
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It is of French and Old German origin, and its meaning is "strong, brave bear". Feminine form of Bernard. Saint Bernadette Soubirous (19th century) was a French peasant girl who had visions of the Virgin Mary and uncovered a spring near Lourdes where miraculous cures are sought.
For a girl:
The most amazing person there can ever be. She cares for you, respects you, always is there for you. She loves being good to everyone and she will always be there for you. She is always extremely beautiful no matter what she wears even if she's wearing glasses or PJ she s always beautiful.Sometimes can be very naughty! A girl every guy should have!
It is of French and Old German origin, and its meaning is "strong, brave bear". Feminine form of Bernard. Saint Bernadette Soubirous (19th century) was a French peasant girl who had visions of the Virgin Mary and uncovered a spring near Lourdes where miraculous cures are sought.
For a girl:
The most amazing person there can ever be. She cares for you, respects you, always is there for you. She loves being good to everyone and she will always be there for you. She is always extremely beautiful no matter what she wears even if she's wearing glasses or PJ she s always beautiful.Sometimes can be very naughty! A girl every guy should have!
Wow Bernardete :)
by pilotdude14 February 4, 2010
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