beefed it 

Making a clumsy mistake while trying to do something athletic.

In the film "Napoleon Dynamite" Napoleon throws an orange at Uncle Rico's van. Rico jumps out and puts Napoleon in a headlock. Napoleon elbows Rico and escapes, but as he runs away he attempts to jump a fence and "beefs it". Yes, Napoleon really "beefed it". By the way the "beefing it" was NOT in the script. It was a real "beef" made by the actor playing Napoleon. It was so funny they left it in the film.

beefed it by Beefy D July 22, 2006

beefed the queen 

Breaking wind during an inappropriate time, like a fancy dinner, or a funeral.

Dude, I was having dinner with my girlfriend's parents last night and I totally beefed the queen.

beefed the queen by Professor Charles2 April 30, 2012

Beefed up 

Depending on your sexual preference, it is the act of fucking a woman or man with a very stiff penis in the vagina and/or asshole.

I think I'm going to check that hot chick out tonight. She's going to get beefed up. I'm going to give her the potato cock!

Beefed up by JoeyBomm June 1, 2020

beefed him

To anally penetrate another man

Ah yesterday Tom Beefed him!

beefed him by JamesPH1997 May 10, 2018

Beefed Bread 

This is when a man takes his feces and smears the inside of the womans vagina so it is filled after a double penetration. This is to show the same resemblance of a shredded beef wrap you can find at any convenient store. The second man may add the "mayo" (semen) around the beef curtains for a nice decorative design.

"The two men made beefed bread last night out of the $45 hooker they met in Vegas."

Beefed Bread by Hondo Don December 10, 2006

beefed up 

1) Hacked up. Lacking form due to damage. 2)Nonsensical, incoherent. Intoxicated.

1) Man, afta the mofo got hit by da car, his arm was all beefed up.
2) Oh yeah. This beer be all that, homie. I feel kinda beefed up. Know what I thought I meant I said?

beefed up by Mel da Jap September 2, 2005

Beefed It 

(Verb) The act of farting so heartily that it smells like fresh poop.

Mandy: Eww did you fart?!
Dean: Yeah! I fucking beefed it!

Beefed It by Mrs. Mochez August 20, 2021