Beef jerky

Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.

Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!

Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.

I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky

The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob

Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.

Another name for a Cow Raisin.

Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins

Miserable super tanned old people at resorts and condos in the tropics. Usually found on or around lounge chairs they laid their towels on at 5am.

One of the beef jerky crowd at the pool just told us to turn off the wireless speaker.