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bedding it

when you think "no", "I'm going to bed"

This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it
Mate : You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

OR

Mate: You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it
by Persiflage X June 30, 2010
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Bedtime Story

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"
by suckmycorn February 1, 2009
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badjin

Badjin/Badyin is Scottish slang to describe a bad/embarrassing experience. Typically when one has had too many drinks and is being annoying/embarrassing.
aww mate, she's hit a heavy badjin.

That's such a badjin, cant believe he shat himself and hasn't realise.
by HeftyWeeman December 8, 2021
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Beijing Blindfold

A common term for dental-floss.
Bro, why is Woo-Han squinting so hard?

I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.
by Joeseph Wildwood October 20, 2023
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The Red Bedding

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.
Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
by ShnookieWookies June 13, 2013
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Beijing Biden

Feckless senile old hump hopelessly compromised in future dealings with the Chinese Communists because of his past shady dealings with them.
The ChiComs have so much shit on Beijing Biden and his family that he will be rolling over for them like a good dog any time they say!
by patriotgammer December 8, 2020
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beddie

Derived from the definition, "bedmate"

Literally one who shares a bed with another person.
my beddie totally rocks, although sometimes she tries to hog the covers
by Logarhythm September 30, 2008
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