bedwetter 

1. One saddled with unhelpful bowels.

2. A tribe of indie centred around the piano-centric stylings of Coldplay and various copyists, e.g. Snow Patrol, Athlete, Embrace, James Blunt, Starsailor, Travis. Named by that respected and affable pillar of the musical community that is Liam Gallagher, they are generally associated with sensitivity, scarves and limp wrists.

1. "Better not put the good sheets down whilst Gran is around, Darren. She's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."

2. "Better not put Rage Against The Machine on whilst Hubert is around, Darren. He's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."

bedwetter by Parsefone July 23, 2008

bedwetter 

Someone with a poor taste in music, a person who cannot get enough of the likes of Taylor Swift, Justin Beiber, Ariana Grande, Little Mix, Ed Sheeran, Dappy, Gotye and Nicky Minaj. They have little to no knowledge of music from the 1960s or the 1970s.

Person 1 : I'm going to see Ed Sheeran tonight, I so cannot wait!

Person 2 : Bedwetter.

bedwetter by mrstewtoobe February 2, 2019

bedwetter 

Mostly vodka, or any large-format beverage containing a high percentage of grain alcohol.

Give me a bedwetter, and just splash a little kool-aid in there, buddy.

I had three Big Gulp bedwetters last night and I woke up this morning with my dick in the dirt.

bedwetter by Mark Soutter September 19, 2006

Bedwetter 

Someone who frequents social media platforms in order to fake knowledge in something they have no knowledge about.
The kind of person who is too lazy and arrogant to learn anything useful, so lazy that they'd rather lie in bed than use a toilet.
They argue against anything while lying in their piss ridden bed so that they can feel important, but wouldn't dare face real oeopke in real life!

"If you think someone can go around the roundabout on the wrong side and it not being illegal can only mean you're a Bedwetter!"

Bedwetter by Yeomanphill January 13, 2025