Beaver

Moist, furry mammal found in damp, dark places; to work very hard with the eintention of gaining access to a moist, furry mammal.

'What a fine beaver'
'Can I stroke your beaver?' - be careful that tit doesn't bite your fingers off.
'Beaver away' - probably downstream somewhere adn working very hard

by Nick Pick May 8, 2005

Beaver

A girl who, the only thing she wants from you is your penis.

That beaver was all over me at the club.

by Thomas Freeman November 20, 2006

Beaver

A ugly girl who is actually disgusting with big sticky outy teeth and often gets food stuck on them.

'Ughhh. she tryedd to kiss me but i pulled away thank god! she was SUCHH a beaver!'

by tilesonyourbathroomfloor January 19, 2009

Beaver

Its the sexiest man alive. A person that has a jacked up mud truck that live in the country.

Damn that's 1 sexy redneck Beaver!

by abicales February 7, 2010

Beaver

A Man wearing a skarf and singing a *Nsync song. He may look gay, but your wrong hes a straight hockey stick.

"Hey Dude, look at the beaver."

by SoSaysHim December 7, 2006

Beaver

A person generally found in the north of england found to be cavorting and or generally misbehaving in a sexual nature around or in a woodland area.

Sometimes alone and or with other woodland creatures. Preferably badgers are the common favourite.

"I just saw a beaver giving a hilarious blozzer in the conifers with a big badger. They were having a whale of a time."

by b1tchf@ce118118 June 22, 2009

Beaver

One who constantly gets in the way of another's happiness; "BUILDING DAMNS" in ones "RIVER OF LIFE"

Charles Gregory is such a beaver

by Aprilfool_fosho August 4, 2009