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beetlejuice 

A favorite guest on the Howard Stern radio show who is an African-American midget with an unusually small head. His catch phrase is saying "Me?" after being asked questions. Also known for giving outrageous answers to simple questions (ie. What number comes between 2 and 4, his answer "36".).
He believes he's 6'7" 480lbs when in reality he's 4'8" 92 lbs. Real Name is Lester Green. Has been in a few movies including Scary Movie 2 and Bubble Boy. His website is jollydwarf.com
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beatlejuice 

A small black midget that had no idea what he says half the time
see Howard Stern
beatlejuice by el dangeroso September 6, 2003

Beatlejuice 

When you nut on your partners back and the fluid drips down their back right through their ass crack
My bedsheets got fucked up last night cause that beatlejuice just slid down Heather’s back like water
Beatlejuice by DubaiPortaPotty January 22, 2021

beetlejuice breath 

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.
Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.
beetlejuice breath by StarTreader November 30, 2015

BeetleJuice Vacation

A BeetleJuice vacation is a vacation where your plans involve staying home and improving your house. Hopefully, unlike the Maitlands, you won't drive over the edge of a covered bridge.
Wow, you're so lucky to have off next week.
Yeah, but I'm so poor I'm just going to take a BeetleJuice vacation.

Beatlejuice 

A person (jessicalovesjonesy) off of TSN (TheStreetNetwork) who has quickly found acceptance and love rather quickly from TSN regulars such as Zotz, 6Raining6Blood6, as well as others, and secured a spot in the TSN royalty.

The name was created by Zotz who thought her striped shirt and checkered hair band made her look like the character of the same name.
Beatlejuice is here!

beetlejuice 

To mention someone who you haven't seen in a while. Particularly someone you(and others) don't wish to see.
First girl: "I haven't seen crazy crack-y Jackie in a while."

Second Girl: "SSSSSSHHHHHH.. Don't beetlejuice, her, I don't want her showing up here!!!"
beetlejuice by hairjedi June 18, 2008