bear grylls

bear grylls > god.

by dzt April 26, 2009

Bear Grylling

(v.): the act of or proceeding to urinate while the male is receiving oral sex from a female.

Zach: "Dude, I feel so bad."
Tyler:"Why bro?"
Zach: "Last night Jenny was giving me head and I ended up bear grylling her."

by shittyshittybangbang13 September 30, 2012

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Ewadrd (Weasel Bayer) Grylls - to exaggerate accomplishments, to use all forms of deception to enhance ones self image, to falsify claims, and when caught, the rewording of achievements to disregard responsibility, claim to be a vegan and proceed to chow down of animal flesh like it was his last meal, to steal glory and fame by declaring for years, after two younger british climbers accomplished the feat, as the youngest british everest conquerer, stays in luxury resorts when he declared on the original shows that he will be spending the night here in the wild, the list is almost endless.

synonyms: liar, braggart, thief, psychopath, sociopath, egomaniac, living in a dream world, uncaring, self centered, narcissistic, satan's brother, mother fucker, phony bullshitting bastard, anti-christ.

bear grylls correct definition would be - stalin, mao, lenin, napoleon, hitler, saddam, charles manson, ted bundy rolled up into one person would be a edward (weasel bayer) grylls!

by jason krick November 6, 2007

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The Bear Grylls

A sex move where a man takes his partner from behind and as he is about to come, pulls out, pushes his feet forward and flips his body back, catching his own cum in his mouth while shouting, "PROTEIN!"

Hey, have you heard of the Bear Grylls?

by Thatgingerfuck April 18, 2016

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