beanercide

suicide, but if you’re mexican.

“Hey, did you hear carlos comitted beanercide?”

“No, i’m sorry for your loss”

by jizzlebutt69 October 8, 2023

bunicide

When somebody commits suicide by suffocating in ass.

Dude what happened to marvin? He decided to commit suicide, so he hired a hooker and committed bunicide.

by Kiakiller June 15, 2024

besticide

when you and your friend are so bonded that you slit each others wrists so you both go out together.

"girl i can't do this anymore" "if you go i go" "welp time to commit besticide"

by koochiebandito January 6, 2025

Benocide

Benocide (noun)
A disastrous event caused by someone giving overconfident, terrible advice or borrowing things they absolutely should not. The aftermath usually involves broken objects, emotional damage, and a haunting sense of “why did I listen to them?”

“Tried his tip to clean the fish tank in the dishwasher—now everything smells like death and my goldfish are ghosts. Straight-up Benocide.”

“He said he could fix my Wi-Fi with a coat hanger. It’s been radio silence since.”

“Let him borrow my power drill. He brought it back humming and whispering. Full Benocide.”

by StillRegrettingIt June 7, 2025