Beagled

One of the few known cures for Llama syndrome

by Aratos August 23, 2003

Beagles

noun \’bee-gullz\: a. The howling sound one’s gut makes after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food. Usually occurs at the most inopportune moments (in business meetings, during pillow talk, in church or temple … etc) Named for the similarity to the sound that a pack of overly excited hunting beagles make.

The term is derived from 30 Rock season 4 episode 3 when Liz and Jack are trying to check into a Georgia hotel after eating a burrito, and the clerk questions whether they are trying to smuggle beagles into the room.

Q: Dude what the heck was that sound in the weekly sales meeting?

A: I would recommend you stay far away from the first floor men’s room, I have the worst case of rampaging beagles.

by Cheezypoofs March 5, 2013

beagling

The act of sticking your nose in someone else's business in a constant and annoyingly way.

That fucker Ben keeps beagling his way into my book of business...ugh, I want to smash him

by gnasty2000 February 1, 2016

beagle

A slang term for a woman's areola.

Dude, that chick's beagle's are as big as my Grandmama's Thanksgiving platters.

by mangus May 26, 2004

Beagled

One of the only known cures for Llama Syndrome

by Aratos August 23, 2003

beagle

a form of banging a chick doggie style

Yo man I gave her the beagle last night!

by Lonestar May 26, 2004

Sad Beagle

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.

" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."

by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017