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Beaching

Going to the beach, but instead of saying "I'm going to the beach", you say this instead.
Jenny: "What are you doing tomorrow ?"
Theresa: "I'm beaching tomorrow !"

Theresa: "Do you wanna go beaching tomorrow ?"
Jenny: "Yeah ! I heard it was going to be sunny anyways."
by OBEYSALE May 21, 2009
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becoming

flattering a person's appearance
New beret? It's very becoming.
by platinum blonde 2005 September 30, 2007
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coffee beaning

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008
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beaching

When you're motorboating a girl whose breasts are too small and your nose runs aground on her sternum.
Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.

Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.
by mishmell February 26, 2013
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ROBLOX NPCs are becoming smart!

ROBLOX NPCs are becoming smart! is a ROBLOX game developed by GroovyDominoes52
In NPCs are becoming smart, the player has to do certain tasks to obtain an ending, With a total of 50+ endings.
Carl is the character you interact with throughout most of the game.
Player: Huh? Where did player 2 go?
Carl: Welcome to ROBLOX NPCs are becoming smart!
Player: Hey that's not what you're supposed to say!
Carl: Did you read the name of the game?
Player: Oh.
by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022
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Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.
by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008
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