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bayonetting the wounded

(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.

Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.

As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.
I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.
by the greatest megalomaniac ever December 9, 2008
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Bayonne

A city in Hudson County where the complain box is always full but the voting booth is always empty.
Of course, you live in Bayonne.
by Jumping Jahoesrfat June 29, 2017
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bayonne beatin'

get beat down sincly, bare knuckles until you scream like a little bitch.
I gave that bitch a "bayonne beatin'" that he will never forget
by Zean Johnson February 2, 2009
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Bloody Bayonet

When you stab a bitch and fuck the shit out of her in the stab wound.
Last night I shanked Britney and she told me to give a bloody bayonet.
by KaptainJack October 23, 2019
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Bayonne High School

the local high school that is pretty huge. It offers a descent education but with the people there its very easy to fuck that up.
by sdsfghjk October 23, 2008
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Bayonne Police

One of the scummiest gangs on the face of this Earth. They'll arrest you for fun, and if you in possession of marijuana they'll take it and smoke themselves then call you an asshole, faggot, or a pussy. They'll do a "routine" traffic stop on any minority driving a car that is somewhat in good condition or if you have a gold chain on.
Dude, I was smoking out at the park the cops came stole my money, cigarettes, and weed then arrested me and called me a faggot.

...Yep that's the Bayonne Police department.
by mokindatpiff June 8, 2010
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beef bayonet

A military members penis, that usually fucks savage women.
"Yo man, better fix your beef bayonet and charge that stench trench over there in the corner..."
by michael j fox January 2, 2007
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