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battleneck

Noun
1. A person or process clogging a flow of work who/which refuses to change, therefore becoming a bottleneck which one needs to battle through to achieve a desired outcome.
The employee who processes my requests for access to this area is a battleneck in my ability to provide service for my customers.
by whybenormal October 24, 2023
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Battlejacks

Any sporting event where there is a tie must result in a tie breaker called battlejacks. Two opponents sit indian style across from each other and will jack each other off. Loser is who ejaculates first.
Chris and Mark tied in golf resulting in the first battlejacks match in history. The match between Mark and Chris was back and forth. Ultimately Mark retained the belt after Chris exploded. Chris later won the world championship training vigorously and retained his title for many years.
by Agnothin April 24, 2024
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The bottlerocket

While fornicating, with the male member inserted into the female vagina, the male utilizes a stun gun at the female's anus, causing her to shoot off his dick like a bottlerocket.
Rick is fucking Becky and is gonna attempt the bottlerocket by tapping the brown eye with a stun gun while she's riding reverse cowgirl.
by Bobthebottlerocketer July 21, 2021
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