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Battlestar Galactica

Geek porn. Science fiction drama which has seen unprecedented mainstream appeal, featuring the acting of Mary McDonnell, Edward James Olmos, Jamie Bamber, Tricia Helfer, and other surprisingly solid but unheard of actors. Referred to as "BSG."
Day after new episode of Battlestar Galactica airs:
Friend 1:"Hey man, did you catch the new episode of BSG last night?"
Friend 2:"No, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Sorry!"
Friend 1:"Jesus man, you fail at life."
by CapnAdama June 10, 2008
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battlesnatch

A competition involving vagina vs. vagina where the best "snatch" wins.
Kelly's pussy and Amanda's vagina competed in a battlesnatch competition.
by TheHero40 September 6, 2012
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Battlestate Servers

Supernatural object that appear to be some kind of servers
They can work or not, it's up to them
Escape from Tarkov devs were trying to fix them for 5 years but they were unable to find them
Yo man, why eft won't launch?
Battlestate Servers decided that we won't play it today, just accept it.
by Al3k2137 January 7, 2021
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Battlestations

1. Battle stations or general quarters is an announcement aboard a naval warship to alert the crew to prepare for battle.
2. The places to which soldiers, sailors, warships, etc. are assigned for a battle or an emergency
All crew report to battlestations, arm torpedo tubes and prepare to engage the enemy. We have hostile on sensors.
by katherinekerman November 7, 2021
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battlesnatch

A vagina that has been wounded or disfigured through the combat of giving birth.
"I didn't mind eating out my wife's pretty pussy but since the birth of my twins I hate going near that battlesnatch".
by Rotten Prince March 22, 2010
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battlescars

Having male "love" stains on various garments. Usually includes, but is not limited to, clothing, bed sheets, and porn magazines.
Ahh man I think Darco left mad amounts of battlescars on his blanket. Get it out of here!
by Yonzo Bs June 11, 2008
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Battlescape

A shitty server. Just go play Dodian.
Person 1: Wow Battlescape is shit. It's down all the time.

Person 2: It sure is, that's why I play Dodian it's up 24/7.
by Yarikk March 30, 2009
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