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Basted

When you're high and drunk. A hybrid of baked and wasted.
Dude. That purple haze and vodka combo got me totally basted.
by A slice June 9, 2013
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Basted

a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it
Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted
by phunkmaster June 9, 2009
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you got basted

It when the baser touches something smelly or gross Like your foot or some other body part normally not discovered ect. And then brushes the other person normally wife or girlfriend in face front and back with your hand while saying "you got basted."

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

the basting can be blocked by the victim, if the victim can block one or more of the brush strokes the the actor must "re-dip" or the basting does not count
prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"
by nickv12 July 24, 2011
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Basedowing

(verb) The act of masturbating to one of John Basedow's many infomercials of the enhancement of the abs and or buttex region while eating a tuna sandwich with the free hand and sitting on a silver plated dildo with an engravement dedicated to John Basedow's prodigy, Chad Martin.
I cannot believe your basedowing while Tony Little is delivering a speech on how to toss salad while having three dicks in the ass and going at the speed of light on the Gizel.
by Frank J.G September 8, 2008
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basted

The act of getting a blowjob and pulling out of the girls mouth and blowing ur load when ready.
Man i was getting a bj and i basted all over her face.
by moondisog November 30, 2010
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Turkey Basted

When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.
She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.
by z_dawg_nyc November 21, 2018
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John Basedow

A fitness "Celebrity" famous for shilling exercise machines by showing his RICDICULOUSLY chiseled abs that he got before the product was even thought of.
What the hell is John Basedow famous for?!?
by Zach G. February 12, 2006
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