banter burglar

A sorry individual who claims others banter as his own.
Commonly grabs banter from one group of friends and recycles it to use on another group, hence claiming it as their own.

Vinny: Oi Wreck, I saw a German bloke in a herlequin suit when I was in Amsterdam the other week! Unbelievable banter!
Wreck: Yea?? Really?? U cunt, Mills already told me that story, u fuckin banter burglar

by Wreck September 22, 2005

Bantermobile

A car that is often accociated with banterous events.

"To the bantermobile, so we can have light hearted banter with strangers and then jamie their dogs!"

by L-Cooper June 25, 2009

Balter Banter

" the art of artless dancing whilst partaking in chat that is playful, intelligent and original!! "

We had such a fun night dancing last night..it was proper Balter Banter!

by PFP CREW BABE March 18, 2017

Archbishop of Banterbury

When a friend or member of your group cracks jokes like they are a comedic god. They have good bants and think they are they are worthy of the title

Alright lad, who named you the Archbishop of Banterbury.

by Smiffy-Sniff May 16, 2018

bantersaurus rex

those who display an abundance of banterlicious banter
usually found in banterville

hey, have u seen that guy over there, hes a bantersaurus rex.

by lord chizzle of chizzleton February 14, 2009

bantex

A contraction of 'Banter Vortex' - this would be created when an individual said something particularly un-funny in an otherwise banterous situation, thus sucking in all the banter. To be avoided at all costs.

It can also be used to describe said individual.

See Also:
Negative Banter
Banter Machine

Individual Example: Barfso

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

by babadobey January 4, 2010