Baker’s Dozen

Going 13 or more practices without showering

Yo the back of the van fuckin stinks. Did someone hit a Baker’s Dozen again?

Baker’s Dozen by JacobMcGillishot February 18, 2026

Baker's Daughter's Dozen

Thirteen of something plus a sexual favor

I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.

Baker's Daughter's Dozen by Brophytastic November 22, 2016

Baked Baker's Dozen 

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

Baked Baker's Dozen by BuffaloZeus February 9, 2015

Hairy Baker's Dozen 

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12

That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes

Hairy Baker's Dozen by KöJøffə January 31, 2016

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

A Baker's Dozen by mouseman956 January 4, 2025