Soggy Basketball

A perfect word to describe someone you highly dislike in the most childish way possible.

Miles: oh boy! I sure love scrolling through Reddit!

Michael: shut the fuck up you Soggy Basketball

by michaelthewest April 5, 2021

BasketBall Game

1. a game in which people must keep dribbling a ball, with the intention of shooting it through the other teams hoop. Other rules apply.

2. A gathering of black men.

"The basketball game was fun last night."

"Hey, Tom, did you see all those black guys?"
"Yeah, what a baskteball game!"

by KoolJohnny15 July 26, 2009

Blasketball

a variation on basketball highlighting it's ethnic majority.

Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan both play Blasketball

by thedarkest February 6, 2010

women's basketball

Lesbian porn, but with more lesbians and less sex.

"Hey man wanna go to a women's basketball game tonight?"

"Yeah I love watching lesbians play with balls."

by Hannahhanna23 August 28, 2013

Dick-out basketball

To goof off and not take something seriously.

The floor manager scolded her employees "Get back to work! This aint no dick-out basketball! We have deadlines to meet!" when she caught them goofing off by the water cooler.

by sad_sad January 7, 2019

John Witherspoon Basketball Team

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.

I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.

by issajokebro February 11, 2021

Basketball Americans

Another word for African Americans, popularized in 2023.

Those goddamn Basketball Americans! They stole my Kia Soul!

by Iamtheliquor55 September 13, 2023