jacob barber

cutest. we love him :) best character on defending jacob
<3

wow jacob barber is perfect!

by smileyyfacee April 29, 2020

barbequed

smokin bong after bong of dro is where it starts. Then after it starts, you will know. and you will know when it is happening after it starts. and you will take out the apostraphe b/c its too confusing with it in (it's). anyway, barbequed is a state of mind, effecting people diffrently, some people it makes them laugh, other it makes them cry, sometimes it even makes people CRAZY. barbequed is being high past the point of, lets say, "toasted", "baked", "grilled" etc. barbeque is also a great way to cook your pork. and then you will google whether they are pork ribs or beef ribs. off the topic again, barbequed happens after inhaling smoke from marijuana buds(thc!!), aka the fruit of the plant. HAVE FUN!

nick, coco, and sarah are extraordinarily "barbequed" at the moment. hehehehehehehe

by missy smelliot October 19, 2006

Barbecue sauce on my titties

a well-known vine based on a clip from Orange is the New Black

(in AA)
Taystee: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I'm like 'What the fuck? Again?‘

by 🤪🐢✌🏼💯 July 13, 2019

barber slap

A slap to the back of the head whenever some has gotten a haircut.

The only downside to getting a haircut.

Josh: Joe’s got a fresh trim.
Jack: Yeah I know I gave him a barber slap earlier.

by *Write Pseudonym here* November 26, 2019

there's always barber college

a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.

Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

english barbecue

The English BBQ normally takes place in wet or threatening weather condition. He, the man of the house, shows his family how to light the BBQ using several pints of high octane fuel. He then cooks chicken drumsticks that are black on the outside and still bleeding in the middle. Sausages are also black on the outside while being raw in the middle.

Any Sunday afternoon between June and September in gardens in UK

by Larry Power September 14, 2005

FC Barcelona

Depression.

The club I love is the cause of my depression.

At therapy
Therapist: So let me get right. You have FC Barcelona.
Depressed person: Yes.

by TeAmoBarca September 1, 2021