Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)

(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)

- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.

by Willxl January 19, 2007

barteling

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

by Barteling August 6, 2014

bartesian

Upscale bartender

“Bartesians dos tequilas porfavor”

by P Zizzle my nize October 18, 2021

Barrels

An object or person of great frustration that blocks your way, makes you mad or is empty on the inside and fat on the outside/callous.
Introduced by PewDiePie: famous youtube star with over 2.5 million "Bros"

Random hipster: OMG Guys stop being such a bunch of barrels.

Other hipster: You know what.... you guys are barrels... deal with it!

by ANON (Trystan) November 16, 2012

Juggling Barrels Near A Tree

When you perform oral sex on a male and tickle his nuts at the same time.

Mary was Juggling Barrels Near A Tree. Seth just loved it!

by Yonodactyl June 29, 2009

bartel

to fuck a research assistant in the ass.

Did you how he barteled her? Dude was hype!

by clint durden April 27, 2009

bartesque

Making and evil plan and executing it.

In this fight we must be bartesque and we will win

by Francois M February 22, 2005