Baron Von Turkeypants

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

barnycles

Noun: when a female boarder or biker falls too many times on her butt and her labia swells to look like purple testicles hanging between her legs- thus combining Barney and testicles

Ooh babe, you better put some ice on those barnycles

by natsatsplat March 12, 2011

the barone tuck

When you have extreme BSTL(balls stuck to leg), and u physically remove the package from its upwright position. To perform this maneuver, you must make ur legs into a 45 degree angle. Then dip ur knees causing for seperation of the co-hedrant package.

Woman: what the heck was that?
Man: i had some sweaty package, so i pulled The Barone Tuck.

by Chris and Lyle August 4, 2006

Sacha Baron Cohen

A Jewish guy from Britain who is famous for Borat,Ali G and Bruno.
Very funny,often mocks his race e.g 'Throw the Jew down the well', uses shock humor and tries to bring out peoples prejudices.

Cooooooollll guy

S: Did you see Sacha Baron Cohen
D: NO!? WHERE IS HE?
S: HE IS STANDING RIGHT THERE,HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HIM!?
D: WHATT? WHERE?
S: THERE, HE IS RIGHT THERE *points*
D: OHHHH HEY SACHA!

by Iamsocool95 August 28, 2009

barnyard word

a foul, profrane, or vulgar term associated with the place where the animals muck about on a farm.

Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Cock, and Blowjob all qualify as barnyard words.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005

Baron Davis

By far the best player in the NBA. He once said, "as long as you are respected among your peers, that's all that matters, and he has my utmost respect." He was, of course, talking about himself. Who wouldn't if they were that good? His universe-rattling dunk over AK 47 in the Western Conference Semifinals in 2007 is stuff of legend, as are his beard and streetball-beat the shit out of you fusion playing style. David Stern (NBA commissioner), commenting on the recent trade of Baron to the Cleveland Cavaliers, stated proudly, "this transaction is a million times better for the NBA than LeBitch James' 'Decision'. Baron will undoubtedly return the parity between small market and big market teams. Mark my words, Cleveland will once again be a man among boys in the NBA, just like my number one nigga boomdizzle."

Dude#1: Dude #2, who's better, Kobe Bryant or Lebron James?
Dude #2: Baron Davis for sure.

Dude #1: You're right!

by tmoney91 March 15, 2011

Barone

When an individual is able leave a present location without detection and without notifying anyone.

Hey, where's Mike?
He went home already. I think he Barone'd us.

by E-Boss November 9, 2005