Someone who is fat, most probably gay as well. Little stamina, big stomach. may claim big boned but no... just fat
by the lobster king June 02, 2010
Barney is a big purple dinosaur who stars in the popular kid's show "Barney" ((Of course >_>;)) He teaches kids, along with Baby Bop, DJ, and the group of children on his show, basic pre-school level skills and life's lessons. Barney is loved by kids and parents, but no one inbetween x_x. He is also famous for his "I love you" song.
Preschooler: Mommy Barney's on!!
Mother: Yaay! *sings the I love you song*
Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*
Mother: Yaay! *sings the I love you song*
Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*
by Sailor Star February 21, 2005
A large retarded purple child molesting dinosaur. Also likes to take it in the ass from kids between the ages of 4 thru 9.
Barney: Now Timmy, just stick it up in there!!
Timmy: I'M SCARED!!!!!
Barney: Just do it you little fucking bastard!!!!!!!
Timmy: I'M SCARED!!!!!
Barney: Just do it you little fucking bastard!!!!!!!
by imnotreallysure69 December 29, 2008
Barney is a evil dinosaur that has been sent from hell to brainwash little kids. He must be destroyed at all costs!!!
by #n00b October 14, 2018
by Admiral Justin April 03, 2003
1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
by yummy August 11, 2003