When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.
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When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.
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If someone set off a nuke, on stage on Broadway, in the middle of a big musical number... that would be slightly less dramatic than Zarmageddon.
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Get the Armenian Armageddon mug.This is the pre-packed bag you have in case of an emergency. Things you might need in an "Oh shit!" moment. Should include items such as toothbrush, underwear, sharpened knife, socks, duct tape ...
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Get the Armageddon Bag mug.Based on the Academy Award winning film, it refers to choosing an incredibly stupid option when clearly a better one exists ie. choosing to teach oil drillers to become astronauts rather than simply teaching astronauts how to drill.
Bobby chose to dine and ditch rather than paying the bill, Pulling an Armageddon in the process. He is now referred to as "Bitch Bobby" by his cellmate in Grenville Penitentiary.
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