Jo-Brosexual

A male who has a love for or an obsession with the Jonas Brothers and their music.

"I caught my brother being a Jo-Brosexual dancing & singing along with Jonas Brothers music."

by Allissa Rose January 2, 2009

tardsexual

One whose sexual orientation consists of primarily being attracted to those with mental or social deficiences retards.

*in Bubble Boy*
Chick 1: Well, I'm in love with a boy who has no immunities who has to live in a plastic bubble.
Chick 2: I'm tardsexual. I played spin the bottle with the sped kids.

See also the movie Pumpkin with Christina Ricci or The Other Sister.

by Wetherbizzle July 5, 2008

Birosexual

A person who identifies as having a sexual attraction to one gender while only having a romantic attraction to the other ( homosexual and heteroromantic , or homoromantic and heterosexual ).

I am sexually attracted to men, but only emotionally attracted to women; therefore I am birosexual.

by starring.us October 30, 2016

Barsexual

College girls who make out with each other at a party for any of the following reasons: (1) They are being hit on by sketchy sketchy men (often stoners or past hook-ups) and they need a cute and permanent exit strategy, (2) the party is lame and they feel the need to entertain, (3) they are very very drunk, (4) they are convinced by horny men with cameras.
*If any of the following situations arise during your own barsexual display, you must either stop and leave the party immediately or enter the witness protection system the next day as those pictures will be going up on facebook whether you like it or not. Try to avoid situations where dirty, horny men are either cheering you on, telling you they don't believe you did it and asking to see it again, are counting the number of seconds you can make out for, or have convinced you that making out with her topless is the only way to do it.

"I was a little confused about those couple incidents at the beginning of the semester. I didn't know if that made me bisexual or just an attention whore. Now I know: I'm just a barsexual"

by i <3 fsc March 31, 2009

Jonas Brosexuals

1. Any of the three Jonas Brothers

2. Groups of Pre-Teen fangirls who insist touching each other each time the see the "Joe Bros"

1. Nick, Kevin, and Joe AKA the Jonas Brosexuals

2. *scene: its a sleep over with a bunch of preppy girls watching the jonas brothers on their ipods*

Girls 1-9: OMGeeZ I LOVE the JONAS BROS. *comenses in touching each other*

by Feircedeity0 April 15, 2009

Brosexual

When 3 or more BROS!!!! are hanging out and something happens that can be perceived gay but its not because 3 or more bros are hanging out.

Don, Joe, and Jeff are hanging out drinking white russians and talking about hot chick, Don and Joe pop a broner and Jeff gives them a brojob. But its not gay because 3 or more BROS are hanging out.

Don- Jeff it's cool this doesn't make you gay.

Jeff- Oh it's cool I'm not homesexual I'm brosexual

Joe- I think it's say to say we're all Brosexual

by Broner82 August 8, 2012

Bangsexual

Being attracted only to BTS.

Someone : damn look at that guy he's so hot.

Me : meh, not interested i'm bangsexual

by Coolme113 January 5, 2019