BARD

Bad Ass Rocker Dude

Jeremy was a bard, then he became a dad.

by Couuuuuuyo May 30, 2019

The Bard

A man who has a ninety thousand dollar job senior year of high school, who may or may not be a world leader, who once had a party so epic a pig's head ended up in his bathtub, who needs no sleep, who might be robotic, who is known to break the arms of those who surprise him, who will never cut off my dick.

The Bard is the greatest story teller of all time.

by hungrybear November 5, 2012

bard

a poet and jack of all trades, even a thief if a need arises, a bard is welcome everywhere because of his beautiful songs

The bard was playing a ballad and the whole inn went quiet, listening to his song.

by Morte October 12, 2003

BARD

bad and hard at the same time

Life is BARD man...

by stream lullaby January 20, 2019

bard

a girlish man who likes to play the harp

"Mark is a little bard."

by Anjew July 17, 2003

Barding

(adverb) bar'-ding
1. The exaggeration of something to dynamic proportions.
2. To act as a bard, making one's self look heroic
3. Being stupid to impress friends over trifle.

Person A: "I defeated my enemy in unarmed combat!"
Person B: "Person A got in a tickle fight with his girlfriend. I hear he won this time."
Person C:"Dammit, there he goes, barding again!"

by Squall_of_Lincoln August 4, 2005

bard

To show a person that he/she has just been majorly insulted

Billy: I have a new girlfriend
Tom: Dude, that's your cousin
Billy: No... wait... you're right
Tom: Ha ha, DANG BARD!!!!

by Bard Master January 8, 2005