Bapple

Bapples are simply bitches, no one likes them and they have small penises.

Girl1: That Bapple looks so tacky eww.
Girl2: That Bapple has no swag

by Tablestaples February 1, 2020

Bapple

This is like an apple, but bad! >:(

Don't eat these, you will die.

Dumb friend: Oh goodness gracious, thats a fine apple!
Smart friend: NO! THATS A BAPPLE!
Dumb friend: *eats apple, dies*
Smart friend: F in the chat

by bapple_hater February 18, 2020

Bapple sauce

If you spelled apple sauce with a b you can call it BAPPLE SAUCE

Me: can I have bapple sauce
Friend: what?
Me: bapple sauce
Friend: wtf is that?
Me: when you spell apple sauce with a b

by Ava2425 May 19, 2022

Bapple Mongler

Someone so obsessed with bapples (female breasts) that they covet them to the point of theft. The fact that theft is impossible will not stop a Bapple Mongler from trying.

"Albin is such a Bapple Mongler, you can't even have him in the same room as women."

by Codex of Canon November 17, 2022

Bapple

The word Manny used in the long haul

Damn he gave her a bapple

by TYLANDASOURAS REX JR November 22, 2022

Bapple

A nonsensical fool

You’re a bapple

by Bapplebeanie December 17, 2024

Bappletism

Your partner will partake in drinking a Busch light apple. In the process, you will take the drink out of their hand and pour it over their anus, while penetrating it at the same time. After you’re done pouring it out, you will begin to eat their anus until the taste begins to turn sour.

Schuyler is getting his first Bappletism this Saturday!

by Fiaschi36 May 17, 2025