Bano Bandito

AKA: Bathroom Bandit

Any female who gives oral sex to 2 or more guys in the bathroom.

Riley: "Where are Chad and Brandon?"
Pinto: "Gettin' served by the Bano Banditos!"

by SCM thug June 18, 2007

bano

dmv word for da trap

“ yea shawty in rey step to da bano “

by Nxnxjfjfj November 12, 2020

Lorenzo Los Banos

Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.

Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.

Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).

"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."

by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025

Poder the Bano

The phrase you use in a Spanish class in America to let the teacher know you are going to use the restroom. Instead of asking “puedo ir al bano?” simply tell the teacher, “I’m going to poder the bano”

Hey Mrs. Garcia, I’m going to poder the bano and there ain’t shit you can do to stop me

by ThaudSpanishLessons June 8, 2022

bano

tagalog adjective
baliw (malambing) (nagpapalambing)

noun
tao na nanunuyo at naglalambing

“namiss nga kita, bano amp”
“bano mo naman kung di moko namiss”
“baby naman eh, para kang bano. bati na tayo”

by pastanoodl June 18, 2025

BANO

A BANO, "Birthdays and National Anthems Only," is a type of person who exclusively sings "Happy Birthday" and nation's anthems with a little or a lot of skill and effort. They seem to be only good at singing (or playing) these, and fail to play or sing anything else with as much skill.

"Man, he's such a fucking BANO. I should really stop inviting him to my birthday parties."

by arc-zen February 26, 2023

banos

a bathroom missing the Spanish squiggly over the letter n

yo esse i need to use-o the banos

by DefNotBanos December 18, 2019