Bangkok

A sharp and swift blow taken to the genital region of a male. Action taken in response to the question, "What is the Capital of Thailand?" This should only be asked of one angry male or female to another male who has wronged them in some way shape or form.

Billy: "Hey Thomas, what's the Capital of Thailand?"
Thomas: "Uh, I'm not sure..."
Billy: "Bangkok!" (

by Bryce May 19, 2003

Banko

A banquet.

"Let's go down to the Bowlo and smash a Banko with the boys."

by Big_Hoss March 27, 2016

Bangkok Carradine

Sexual act involving tying a rope around your balls and hanging yourself in a Thailand hotel closet that results in death because you couldn't pronounce the safe word.

Damn, did hear about Perry? He went to Thailand on that Mormon mission and pulled a Bangkok Carradine!

by Captain Organ June 4, 2009

Bangkok Floating Market

Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.

This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.

Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.

by Friends of Suzie Wong March 4, 2010

bankofbets

An online forum where pensioners can discuss Matched Betting, and act like a bunch of cretins.

A once thriving forum, the moderators (who were the once brilliant) gave up on it , and the site is mainly populated by no more than five people. No longer used for matched betting discussions, these five people use the forum instead as a nanna's meeting point.

Notably, one pensioner member has an obsession with high-heels, is constantly trying to be funny, and thinks they are better than everyone else by telling tales of how they used to be a moderator and pointing out grammar.

Another pensioner member uses the forum to talk about her abusive ex-boyfriend.

Another pensioner member constantly bangs on about being a retired police officer, with a useless son, and a fetish for golf clubs.

Average Bankofbets discussion:
Pensioner 1: 'Just won £5 from a casino offer. Nice little earner, that'
Pensioner 2: 'OMG !!1 CONGRATULATIONS!!1 The drinks on you tonite then?'
Pensioner 3: 'Talking of drinks, went to play golf today, and I was thirsty. Did I tell you about my son?'
Pensioner 4: 'I'd prefer it if you would talk about your sun. Tell us about that celestial aortic pump of the solar system. Whisper it softly.'
Pensioner 5: 'I'll tell you who never whispered anything softly: my ex-boyfriend'.

by Naughty Denzil May 28, 2018

bankoos

Bankoos is a holiday celebrated on June 27th in which you decorate a pole inside your house with garbage and a magical raccoon comes into your house and leaves a blue ribbon if it is satisfied with the amount of garbage

I'm excited for bankoos tommrow I hope I get a blue ribbon.

by ChickenTendys99 October 28, 2020

Bangkok bubblegum

It's the act of blowing you're load into an orifice of your choosing. Then getting down there, creating a seal with your lips, blowing it up like a balloon, and then with any luck with the escape of air a bubble will be blown similar to blowing bubblegum.

It's hard to master but the results are worth it...

Did you hear James tried out the old 'Bangkok bubblegum' with Hannah the other day? Popped right in his face!

by Nthatch September 11, 2023