Ballwanger

adj. Superior quality or to possess above standard features.

adj: We went to a friends house to watch football because he has this ballwanger TV.

by WordMeisterB August 2, 2011

balsagna

that means that someone has just put their testicles on you. like maybe balls on your chin.

she went home to cook dinner for the family, and her husband came downstairs and whap balsagna....

by steve hammerson July 16, 2006

ballsackerman

your god, your savior, the creator of earth.

praise ballsackerman, they are our god.

by dick ballsack December 31, 2007

ballbagged

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).

Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.

by MrTaiwo September 2, 2007

Ballsagna

From the Italian - meaning "balls on ya". Ballsagna means to have 1 or more pair of balls on ya at any given time. It's like a tea bagging but it can be on any part of your body. Sometimes at parties, people pass out and others take pictures with balls on the person who consumed too much alcohol.

(You) Hey Jim did you like the party last night?
(Jim) Yeah it was fun, from what I can remember
(You) Well, here's ya one, you remember having Ballsagna forehead?

by 20WeaponX October 30, 2013

hairy ballsagna

The act of dipping ones testicles into a woman's vagina while she is on her period, and then smearing the blood-covered testicles on her face.

My ex-girlfriend was a filthy whore. She let me give her a hairy ballsagna.

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

greasy ballsagna

A generous, and greasy offering of balls on your face. can be served with a hot steamy cheese topping, and is often ordered to go. Greasy ballsagna is a mexican favorite, but was inspired by italians. Dirty sanchez is often a nice side dish.

Guy: Hey susie, are you ready for some greasy balsagna, its a little hot so it might scald your face
Susie: thats okay, i love greasy ballsagna, please give me more, and top me off with a little sanchez

by diarrhea-dan August 12, 2009