hairy ballsagna

The act of dipping ones testicles into a woman's vagina while she is on her period, and then smearing the blood-covered testicles on her face.

My ex-girlfriend was a filthy whore. She let me give her a hairy ballsagna.

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

greasy ballsagna

A generous, and greasy offering of balls on your face. can be served with a hot steamy cheese topping, and is often ordered to go. Greasy ballsagna is a mexican favorite, but was inspired by italians. Dirty sanchez is often a nice side dish.

Guy: Hey susie, are you ready for some greasy balsagna, its a little hot so it might scald your face
Susie: thats okay, i love greasy ballsagna, please give me more, and top me off with a little sanchez

by diarrhea-dan August 12, 2009

harry ballsagna

A common italian pasta

Waitress: Here's your harry ballsagna

by Vincent Bondage August 20, 2006

ballswagga

A smooth and steady ballsack that goes with the flow.

Dude that guys got the ballswagga!!

by FrontlineLjt96 August 16, 2009

Ballsagnia

V. The physical action of placing ones testicles upon another person for shear pleasure and mere mockery of the other.

jim: How did your game go?
Joe: We got destroyed man!
Jim: Bummer, I hear the other team literally put their ballsagnia!?
Joe: Ya, it wasn't as pleasant as it sounds.

by Sir Rank~n~Dank August 13, 2012

ballsing

planking or tebowing with your balls on random objects.

placing balls on the back of the couch behind somebodys head
Jimmy jon was "ballsing" my laptop

by don jerginsoff December 18, 2012

ballstank

The unpleasant and unmistakeable smell of pent up ball sweat experienced by a woman when giving head to a man.

"I almost wouldn't mind giving hummers if it weren't for the ballstank."

by funkiemunkee February 4, 2010