Ball Syndrome

The slow but sure process of a girl becoming a slut, a druggie and a drunk. This usually occurs between freshman and senior years of high school.

Damn that bitch has ball syndrome.
Classic case of ball syndrome.

by Jake Henning November 19, 2007

Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS)

When you wear tighty whities for way too long. Your balls start to turn purple because they cant breathe and it becomes excruciatingly painful.

Did you hear that guy Luis got Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS)? I think he's wearing his tighty whities way too much, he might have to get his balls surgically removed.

by Papichulito69 January 13, 2021

SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome)

When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The friction generated when the salty ball(s) rub against your leg causes painful burning afterwards.

Guy 1: Dude why aren't you keeping with the pack we have only been walking on the beach for 2 minutes.

Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).

Guy 3: Duuudddeee.

by markexton June 2, 2009

Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.

A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.

by Dr. M. Rose May 19, 2009

Dry Ball Syndrome

The time period in between any two blowjobs; where one feels like they missing out on blowjobs.

Simon "Wet Dick" Bergeron, the sole member of the Fellatio Truth Movement has never experienced Dry Ball Syndrome.

John: Whats up?
Mike: Nothing much, just starting to think I have Dry Ball Syndrome, its been like 3 weeks since I've gotten head.

by SlinkyV2 June 29, 2013

inverted ball syndrome

A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.

See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor

Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.

by Devon January 17, 2005

sweaty ball syndrome

When your balls are sweaty such as excersize such as fuckin' a girl, playing in the marching band, or doing jumping jacks in 100 degree weather

After Johnson blew his flute and marched around he contracted a case of sweaty ball syndrome

by Richard Muncher March 28, 2009