inverted ball syndrome

A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.

See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor

Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.

by Devon January 18, 2005