The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010
Get the Ballottery mug.A sexual act performed while driving on the highway. While getting Roadhead or Roadmuff, the driver of the vehicle tells his/her partner to open their door and spit. As the passenger leans over to the door, the driver slows down considerably and kicks them out of the car and speeds away.
by Jizzle-D April 18, 2010
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by Killacruz July 15, 2016
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by Martyisruling December 8, 2007
Get the Captain Bailout mug.A stylized reference to an awesome Comedy Western from 1965 entitled Cat Ballou.
The epitome of cool in today's chaotic, fast paced and stressful world
The epitome of cool in today's chaotic, fast paced and stressful world
by The Chig May 16, 2008
Get the Kat.Ballou mug.After you're done sleeping with a girl, you tell her you have to work early and leave. Only to come back between 3 and 4 am to sneak in and take a dump on her chest.
Man, Kimmie thought she won because I left, little did she know she would fall victim to the Pennsylvania Ballot Dump. I WIN!
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Get the Pennsylvania Ballot Dump mug.pronounced "baa-lous" - a contraction of the words Butt and Callous. A term describing the desensitization of the butt and groin that comes with sitting on a bicycle seat for extended periods. Without a proper ballous, cycling for long durations becomes extremely painful.
Floyd: Man- those guys on the Tour De France are impressive. They can ride for hour after hour on those crazy hard seats!
Greg: I know, I wish I had a ballous like that- I was riding last weekend and after several hours, I hurt so bad I couldn't sit anymore, but my legs were too tired to stand- It was like some medieval torture device!
Greg: I know, I wish I had a ballous like that- I was riding last weekend and after several hours, I hurt so bad I couldn't sit anymore, but my legs were too tired to stand- It was like some medieval torture device!
by schmuckaneers July 21, 2009
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