Dirty Ballard

A boy who dates fat crazy girls with daddy issues and attachment issues. Usually can’t drive to save his life, especially his daddy’s jeep.

A Dirty Ballard will destroy company property on occasion. Pronounced: Ball-Of-Lard

by Big P-Edo September 29, 2022

Ballard Basketball

A in-house league where everyone is fucking disabled and they don’t know how to coach. It is in a church where it is so dirty that the court turned dark brown.

Ballard Basketball is so fucking ass.

by Ballard BasketballisFuckingAss May 4, 2025

Ben Ballard

A really hot guy

"Damn did you see Ben Ballard today"
"Yea he's so fine"

by Idontfuckingknow1 May 17, 2022

connor ballard

connor ballard is the sexiest most gorgeous person on the face of the earth, everybody loves him and his existence.

wow he is so amazing he must be Connor Ballard
OMG i must be like Connor Ballard
LOL Connor Ballard is so funny

by frederic valber September 5, 2011

Isabel Ballard

The most beautiful, gorgeous girl in the whole wide world

Guy1: Holy cow this girl is so pretty
Guy 2: Yeah but not as pretty as Isabel Ballard

by psuedonymisreal May 5, 2024

Mandy Ballard

A Beautiful, Loving, Caring, Girl, Who is Always There for Her Friends.

friend mandy ballard

by Mandy's Bestfriend October 5, 2011

Tess Ballard

A girl that, from the moment you truly noticed her, has changed your perspective of life itself. Tess is a person with all qualities kind; she is sweet, rational, heartfelt, and caring. When you fall in love with her, there is a completely different world around you. Your devotion to all things personal become things for her. You write late at night to surprise her in the morning. You look forward to the short duration you can see her: the only window of time you can hug and cherish one another in composition. The effort you put towards success are to set yourself up for stability with her, for your entire purpose becomes pointed towards another tomorrow with Tess. Beauty, charm, smile, and love - in all ways, she is admirable. The possibilities so sought for but not there yet finally present themselves. Kissing, interlocking-hands, cuddling, star-gazing, holding one another, drifting off together, performing in conjunction, being a support system.

She is your all.

She is your love.

Tess is yours.

J: I'm going to marry Tess Ballard.

by 3L0ve2Sweets6 November 20, 2023